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- I would like to be utterly tactless. No person, especially, one who is self declared 'person of faith' is going to lecture me about fantasy and lies.
- Where have you gone, Joe DiNardo? Our city turns its lonely eyes to you.
- Overheard at work, from a volunteer
- Chilling
- We made plans, God laughs
- It was a rental panda. Thank goodness we're sending back this shoddy merchandise
- Happy Super Bowl Sunday!
- "The arc of the moral universe is long, but it bends towards justice. Also, some people should take off the third Monday in January." - MLK
- Yeah, and it'll be funny when I hit you in the head with a crowbar
- It's the truth, even if it didn't happen
- Did you steal a pile of mousepads?
- he has arms like legs and legs like people!
- On a side note, ever notice how we never try to save the really ugly animals?
- JibJab's year in review
- A tale of sound and fury
- Carpe Noctem, seize the night
- And I got my H1N1 shot today but now my kids will die of autism because Jenny McCarthy & Kirk Cameron said so.
- Sometimes the hero has to die, for you all to get the meaning
- The Guild sells out!
- as fearsome as a doorstop, a really evil doorstop
- Article must have a title
- Roses are red, violets are blue, in Soviet Russia, poem writes you
- I hate being bipolar its awesome
- Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part One
- my character has been stuck in France for the entire month of November and I Just want to get him out.
- Mental Health Break
- TWLOHA
- Please remember not to be so open minded that your brains fall out.
- Help save The Legend of Neil
- Even an innocent muffin can turn into a serial killer
- Remember, remember...
- Because you know what really goes with zombie makeup and a press pass? Fishnets
- None of us are free until all of us are free
- Now I went to public school, tell me again, why did Japan start the Civil War with us?
- Blog Action Day '09: Climate Change
- Replaced film canister with 5 gallon bucket
- I smile because I have no idea what's going on
- Confessions on Life, Death, and God
- It's been a while...link update!
- Who wants to go to a concert?
- in the words of FMG, "i'm off to "eff" the ineffable"
- "Don't hate the sin, hate the sinner"
- Its hard to draw a white dog with a black marker.
- Rayman is back for another adventure on the Wii, or as they call it in France, the yes.
- In art, the bottom line refers to the line at the bottom
- “Heaven falls. Details at eleven.”
- The bahro didn't steal the clocks. They just bahroed them.
- "Handel is a bastard"
- Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
- Subject: I don't know what to put as a subject.
- Raping and pillaging, the original party game
- Yeah, yeah. I'm being an alarmist. Whatever. We'll see who's still standing when the Hampocalypse arrives.
- I love this song! Especially when it's sung by amateurs!
- Have I mentioned how much I love "The Guild"
- Back from camp, my annual picnic and some music
- Wednesday of Week 8
- Friday of Week 6
- Who wants concert tickets?
- Currently reading
- Monday of Week 3
- Checking in: Monday of Week 2
- Quick video, then gone for a bit
- "I almost had a psychic girlfriend, but she left me before we met."
- You were right in front of me-a mask of silence
- Good Friday, 2008
- How's THAT for sarcasm? What, too much?
- Airplane crashes: the silent killer
- a horse can never be so dead that TRIGO won't beat it just a little more
- Soccer: real people foosball nonsense
- There’s no wireless internet so I can’t get distr …. Look, a shiny object!
- a liquor store on Valentines Day is like a single-people bug-zapper
- To those who say we can't do it...
- Five minutes later, I'm back
- A + B does not equal liver tumor
- Massive Link Update, the second!
- Good morning, tomorrow
- Happy birthday, Boniface!
- Sketch from SNL
- Amateur Drunk Night '09
- The Episcopalian wonder baby!
- We're all people
- Happy Festivus!
- Christmas video update!
- Shop locally, save a pony
- "If you'll excuse me, i'm going to find something to smack you with"
- Musical update
- "What is RickRolling and So Can You"
- Aren't you the person who told me to live every week like it's shark week?
- Pre-Thanksgiving media update
- Mike's 2008 Election Wrap-up
- Fantastic clip from Colbert
- Massive link update
- The baby’s blood type? Human, mostly.
- Life ain't always beautiful, But it's a beautiful ride
- Mike's 2008 Election Extravaganza, the trilogy!
- Mike's 2008 Election Extravaganza, the sequel
- Mike's 2008 Election Extravaganza
- I have a PhD in Brain
- Blog Action Day 2008: Poverty
- Either I was a monster, or none of us were monsters.
- Pgh 250 recap
- If quesidillas could talk it would be terrifying
- VGL to come to Pittsburgh!
- New JibJab, kinda!
- Watch "Dr. Horrible's Sing Along Blog"
- Cool little update
- The Scout Executive Presents: Amateur Landscaping Night!
- Back from camp: quick videos
- Friday, Week 3, Independence Day
- Friday, week 2
- Monday, Week 1
- The ones who chose you, hate you.
- Dollhouse
- Attack of the video post!
- I choose you, Pikachu sounds a lot better than I choose you, cancer!
- You're about as fearsome as a doorstop. A really evil doorstop.
- Another video interruption
- Due to lack of interest tomorrow is canceled
- Quick update with videos
- ITS TOO SHINY NOT TO OPEN - Pandora's box
- it is better to have loved and lost than to put linoleum in your living room
- "We are the pieces of crap in which the sparks are encased."
- BRB MEXICO
- Briefly:
- Traditional Australian food: the bloomin' onion
- One last 'double yoi'
- I keep my jealousy close, becauue it's all mine
- You just keep on trying until you run out of cake.
- A Scrubs finale is now at least somewhat more likely than Donald Faison buying a unicorn.
- a horse can never be so dead that TRIGO won't beat it just a little more
- It's an ebb and flow
- Kids. Like people, but smaller.
- America: One Nation, Under Surveillance
- The Republican Party: Our Bridge to the 11th Century
- I'm just going to ignore the part where they say that it is real
- If the Browncoats can make Serenity happen, us Bookworms can make Uru Live happen.
- May the road rise up to meet your feet and your hard drives always be defragged.
- Socrates' famous last words: "I drank what?"
- Merry Christmas...a present from ABC
- "MTV is to music, as KFC is to chicken."
- "For better or worse, this is chapter 43"
- Quick update before I run off again...
- Mike gets some culture (Part 1 of a series)
- July 5th + September 3rd = Lincoln, Nebraska?
- I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous
- Happy Thanksgiving!
- Another November update
- Update - Now with jobs!
- Archbishop Tutu's address
- New galleries and a few missing things
- Homecoming recap...finally!
- Blog Action Day!
- "It's an important and popular fact that things are not always what they seem."
- A few quick links
- "The person who says it cannot be done should not interrupt the person doing it."
- ...It is a staggering statistic, and one that I just made up
- We can, and quite frequently do, resist the urge to stab fictional characters.
- Quick update - Vote Now!
- For Jewish kids it's like Christmas in September
- Weekend recap - Fall Ceremonial and other stories
- Like a phonics rising from the ashes of the altar of literacy, here we are again.
- Chances that a road is unpaved in the U.S.A.: 1%, in Canada: 75%. Unless you're in PA.
- "A famous scholar said this famous quote." - Famous Scholar
- As exciting as new episodes of The OC... only we're not cancelled
- Smart people wear pants. It's a fact.
- End of summer recap
- PostSecret Video
- Going into week 7 (a few days delayed)
- Start of week 7
- Week 6 (but really talking about 4 and 5)
- Special Blog Post: Deathly Hallows initial reaction
- Special Blog Post: Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
- End of week 4
- Week 3 ends
- Week 3, again!
- Independence Day a.k.a. Week 3
- Still no witty title, maybe later
- Tuesday, Week 1
- PC Load Letter? What does that mean?
- No witty title this time, my quote file is elsewhere.
- How's THAT for sarcasm? What, too much?
- Elephants - the silent killers
- Special Blog Post: Bush @ SVC (article continues)
- "Must be Thursday. I could never get the hang of Thursdays"
- Witty [title] feature broken. Please try again later.
- "Welcome to Hell. Here's your accordion."
- They look like ants from up here. Tiny, intensely musical ants.
- See what happens when you litter
- Oh good, it's just you. I thought someone was swinging a bag of cats against the wall.
- In cyberspace, everyone can hear you scream
- "Kate is an iceberg waiting for the titanic"
- I think my mind just got blown. Thank you RAWA.
- "We're not here to do vengeance, we're here to mingle."
- oh shiva, thor, and quetzaquatl!!! Flonk. Flonk. Flonk.
- It doesn't take a genius to see the similarity in Jesus and easter eggs [dyed for us]
- In art, the bottom line refers to the line at the bottom
- o teh noes! Kadish has a bom! evry1 run 2 surfice!
- "Caffeine keeps you up. I died last week. Go figure."
- A wookie is nothing more than three ewoks duct taped together
- Invention is 93% perspiration, 6% electricity, 4% evaporation and 2% butterscotch ripple
- Pirate Player
- PR ninjas (yes, they exist) drop into the office to test the limits of the human spinal cord
- I will be reading an original work about whales...written in their own language.
- Ackbars track record is terrble, because he always predicts that its a trap.
- it's hard to learn french. if you make mistakes, they'll hurt you. -FMG
- "If we had a battle cry, it would be, Have you triple-checked this with your superiors?"
- "Image Iran is a little Teapot."
- stomping on enemies was now supported by a secondary offensive option, ingestion
- She ended her sentence with a preposition; there can be no doubt that she is evil.
- Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
- "There's my good little Benedictine" - the one, the only Fr. Rene
- Mod Warning: Flinkie has been banned from the chat (22 seconds)
- "I'm not lazy, I just don't want to put in the effo
- Even an innocent muffin can turn into a serial killer
- I always wanted a Kudo, a little pink one for the mantle.
- Victor Laxman: You never know what kind of damage a telescope can cause
- And then I misspelled Chatloic...oh wait
- Conga Rats! *chachachachachaSQUEEK!*
- Bleach and napalm, again...
- "It's bleach, ... not Napalm!"
- That which doesn't kill me makes me stronger and more bitter
- Youre ranting like an idiot searching for a village
- Recognizing someone else's power does not diminish your own.
- We're Browncoats: we may have lost the war, but that doesn't mean we were on the wrong side
- it's a time of great hope and as always, great fear. I call it....fope.
- Fabio will apparently fondle anything with a heartbeat.
- "It's no wonder I had trouble walking...look at everything that's in my pants!"
- A thousand possibilities, nine parking spaces.
- It's like a freakin' Travelocity commercial in my front yard.
- Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.
- Please remember not to be so open minded that your brains fall out.
- Our next story comes out of Jerasulem, and suprisingly, does not contain the word 'exploded.'
- Blessed are the cracked: For it is they who let in the light.
- Video test
- Friends, Romans, fellow explorers, lend me your ear, I lost mine in a hunting accident.
- This space intentionally left blank
- "My kingdom for an intelligent octopus!"
- Sorry. Read your post all ass backwards. Carry on.
- Episcopalians are to the Catholics like Canadians are to the US
- "its only a picture, it can't hurt me. its only a picture, it can't hurt me. its only a picture..."
- the sky was black with chickens
- theFriday5 (2)
- Congratulations! You have demonstrated the ability to both read and write!
- If you can't do something smart, do something right.
- theFriday5 and a short update
- theFriday5 (1)
- "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
- I want these motherfuckin' snakes off this motherfuckin' plane!
- Huge, mega, ultra, super update
- Donatello
- Redshirt!
- Picnic!
- Quite possibly the stupidest person alive (or at least close)
- '33'
- What am I?
- When the snow it was falling/the neon was calling
- Live action Street Fighter
- More links
- hehehe, I kinda want to do this...
- Stolen from Amy
- An explination
- Have you seen the city, the ancienct Uru?
- When Canada is dead and gone there'll be no more Celiene Dion!
- Legos!
- Amy's jealous
- Da Vinci Quest
- Convocation
- Fun links
- HP: OoP
- Spin
- Hufflepuff!
- ignore this
- Even Bill Gates clubs baby seals...
- "Place of You" By: Familiar 48
- Dr. King
- Ramblings, a new theory and my nightmare from last night
- Entry
- Tell me Jimmy, I won't feel a thing
- Hello my name is Mike
- Here we go...
- Trivia about me!
- The axe effect? Herpes.
- Hope for the cavern
- Happy stuff
- Shortlist v.3
- Families are like fudge...mostly sweet, with a few nuts.
- Men and Gods and Booksellers won't put up with second-rate poets.
- Oh, God of love and peace, give us peace and love - FMG
- At the end of the game, the king and the pawn go back into the same box.
- You can't spell 'slaughter' without 'laughter'
- Another music request...
- "Name Mike's Plant Competition"
- From Woman
- It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
- Anyone up for a road trip?
- searching for an MP3...please help!
- Lord, I wish I was made of stone.
- "You should seek the journey..."
- "Bureaucracy is the art of making the possible impossible."
- Name Mike's car competition!
- Aye the best laid plans of mice and men and cookie monsters....
- "Penalties! I'm like the Old Testament God!" -Dr. McDaniel
- HEADLINE: Suicidal twin kills brother by mistake
- More on moving in
- Third update on moving in
- Dr. Oddfeeling, or how I learned to cry and take a nap!
- Storms may collide
- The problem with the gene pool is that there's no lifeguard. ~David Gerrold
- Rome wasn't built in a day...it took about a week
- "Where is human nature so weak as in the bookstore?" --Henry Ward Beecher
- Remember the Titans
- I don't know whether to laugh or cry
- "hidely-hodely, neighborino!" "shut up, canada."
- damn you ADD! I shou- hey look! a puppy!
- Missing: One loving feeling / If found, please return to: You
- A wookie is nothing more than three ewoks duct taped together
- indeed, share 98% of our genes with chimpanzees, but then, we share 47% with cabbages
- He certainly did not intend to fight two jedi with his pants on fire
- Security cameras are not for sock puppet shows...
- But the Angel of the Lord said to him "Why have you beaten your ass three times?"
- Fill in the blank:
- the Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close
- I say tomato, you say french fry
- I guess I can't really complain, it could be worse. I could be caught on fire and die
- And then we'll point at all the Jews and say nhaw nhaw nhaw nhaw nhaw nhaw!
- "He ran out of the tent and into the woods with his arms and penis akimbo!"
- PARTY BOY STYLE untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz.....
- "Oh man, I hope my testicles are as bitter as the rest of me."
- (Hail * 9.8m/s2 * 5 minutes) + (1998 Honda Civic) = - $5000
- "I am not the same, having seen the moon shine on the other side of the world..."
- graduation is where the speaker tells students dressed identically to be individuals
- The Village called and said they were looking for you. They're missing their Idiot.
- Steve Zissou: Don't point that gun at him, he's an unpaid intern.
- Help wanted
- The U. S. Government regulations on the sale of cabbage : 26,911 Words
- "Three trolls with the courage of one!"
- Pinky, Are You Pondering What I'm Pondering?
- Second star to the right. And straight on till morning
- I've seen a place (it comes) to me in dreams
- I feel the greatest gift we can give to anybody is the gift of our honest self.
- "Bureaucracy is the art of making the possible impossible."
- Class schedule
- Any idiot can learn to juggle chain saws. It's the day-to-day, balloon-animal making that gets old
- As asked for...
- How the mighty have fallen...
- "we're supposed to break each other and then fix each other..."
- I know god will not give me anything I can't handle. I just wish that he didn't trust me so much.
- Aye the best laid plans of mice and men and cookie monsters....
- Sometimes it's better to destroy something, for it can be rebuilt.
- Don't let this siren cast her spell/Don't let her fire sear my flesh and bone
- "Paris, the city of lovers is glowing this evening/true...that's becasue it's on fire..."
- This is my heart bleeding before you
- "Oh fuck, wank, bugger, shitting, arse, head and hole!"
- Here comes the rain again/falling from the stars/drenched in my pain again/becoming who we are
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